Gee, thanks
Well, thanks for all of your help last night, mother nature. I am adding this to the list. Along with the time it rained to whole week I was on holiday, the many D of E expedtitions in the freezing cold, the times when it has been lovely weather when I was meant to be doing my coursework. Not to mention the whole bumblebee thing that I probably shouldn’t go into.
But see if I care.
It’s not like I haven’t been very nice to you in the past. I mean, what with the tree planting and all. Also helping all those snails in primary school. And stopping people from chopping worms in half. I thought we were friends. I guess not.